Teenagers of tumblr, this should be the exact response that ANY ADULT makes upon finding out your age. Age is NOT just a number, and if they don’t head for the hills the moment you say you’re under 18, they’re a creep.
The Rich Moms in Bridge Club were always complaining they couldn’t keep ‘staff’. They asked my mother why turnover at her work and our house was low. She said: “Simple. I pay more than the going rate. I remember birthdays. They get a Christmas bonus, and as much great coffee as they damn well please. Also lunch.”